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Raisin bran crunch commercial ello2/19/2024 Take care of yourself, mate, you seem like an effervescent bloke.Īt least you're not pregnant and exhausted from runnin' Well, I believe the fly in question went this way and then that way, and then over there, and then round-about, and every way except for that way and over yonder. I just love eating cereal that's been manhandled by your filthy hands. I live on a farm in Alabama, just north of a little. Have you ever considered filling it with raisin bran? Let's step over in that direction, that way there, very good then. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. M'name is Malcolm Winchester fizzenworth. It's about the future, and living your dreams, and there go the legs. Would you like to join me in a handful of raisin bran? I notice that you're a standup comedienne. I mean, where's the wacky farm that raises nugget chickens?Īnd don't get me started on airplane food. What I wanna know is what part of the chicken do the nuggets come from? Yes, just believe in your dreams, and you can sit in any chair, anywhere! oh, there go the legs.Ĭaucasian male, glasses, afro, possibly Jewish. I'm Kevin cornbloom, motivational speaker! I was, uh, just admiring ur fine animal statuettes. Hey, I'm pregnant and I just ran 26 miles. Yes, thanks for welcoming us into your fine home!īecause if you just believe in yourself, there's nothin' Well, I wonder who will be arriving first.ĭo you have anything sharp and/or pointy in your pockets that could injure me? going to sikowitz's house! Yes!ĭrinks, chips, dip, nuts and liquid soap. Who also happens to be nine months pregnant. You're gonna be a guy who's just finished running a marathon. Jade will be an innocent farm girl from Alabama who's always super sweet and nice and never gets upset about anything. I just thought of it.Īll right, Tori, tell us what Jade will be. Well, see, I had this dream last night, and this lady cop was all, like. Tori's character will be a cop who wears way too much red lipstick and is obsessed with raisin bran. Robbie, tell us the character you've chosen for Beck.īeck will be playing a guy from england whose accent is really hard to understand, and he's always invading people's personal space.Īndre, what do you have in store for Toro? So I'm a motivational speaker with jelly legs. Who just drank some weird beverage that makes his legs weak and wobbly. Well, I've decided Robbie's role should be a motivational speaker. What role will Cat be playing at the great sikowitz sleepover?Ĭat will play a 1980s standup comedian who's very annoying. Maybe you should play a woman who loves to make out with two-foot tall guys who happen to be me. We'll meet in the black box theater after school to hear who's playing what. You'll be immediately banished from my home. I savor your bitterness like a sweet, rancid cream sauce.Īll of you will show up at my house on Friday night at 7 P.M.Įach of you will be playing a distinct character, and you must stay in your character until Saturday morning. You guys don't wanna see where this lunatic lives? Who wants to have a sleepover at my house? I really don't think method acting is all that hard. I didn't mean to hurt your little amateur feelings. Your whack-job teacher just called all y'all out! Sometimes I forget you're all just children, you know, amateurs. Staying in character no matter what happens is something only true, professional actors can pull off. Yeah, I really don't think that's the issue here. Well, of course you think method acting is dumb. Yeah, it's just that we think that method acting is kinda dumb. Whether on camera or off camera, on stage or off stage, you've got to understand that. I'm trying to teach you kids about method acting, and that means whatever character you're playing, you must stay in that character, the entire time, no matter what happens. 'Cuz you interrupted our scene and screamed boo in my face! You were playing the role of a crying woman who's just been told she's going to have surgery. I don't mean to interrupt the scene, but Tori, look at the red dot I drew on this index card. I've done this operation hundreds of times.
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